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Leonards world of Cheese and Bacon
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Here you will find many wonders in Leonards life, including his long search for Lester.
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Dr. Nod is Leonards helper. He is a 69 year old hermaphrodite with a penchant for buggery. This did not stop him becoming Clinkham Wood's hardest Wheeley Bin cleaner. In his spare time he likes to remove babies and play pool with Jimmy. For a small fee Dr. Nod will cure you of many ailments using his acclaimed 'Botty Shoveling Technique'.
Dr. Nod is selling a used pair of underpants for 3 1/2p (1968 money...no new crap). If you want to put a bid in please e-mail our Techno-Gimp Bob.
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Leonards Ahoy!!
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Big John is a 12 year old Fijian Warrior. He helps Dr. Nod in his Clinkham Wood surgery. He has a knack for removing testicular cheese at 10 paces.
He likes to make various cheeses in his bedroom but doesn't like louis Pasteur. Big John has just killed his first Leonard...hmmm reet tasty. Big John also owns a gimp called Runue, and because of this he is always free from cheese. He has just had his birthday and become the sole owner of a BMX bike, courtesy of Jimmy. George gave him a room in his luxury tunnel apartment at Carr Mill Infants.
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Runue Runue the smelly poo (A short life story)
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Runue is Big John's hunting gimp. He likes nothing else than cleaning Big John's cheese and harvesting it for later consumption. Runue also had a staring role in the popular kids T.V show 'Diffrent Strokes'. Although this made young Runue a household name, the martian marmite he was forced to inhale caused him to seek out Big John and become a gimp. He now resides in Big John's shed, eating the cheese which he collects.
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